I Might Like You Better If We SURFED Together

That is the saying plastered across the shirt I am wearing today...in aqua blue and lime green against a blackish grey backdrop. Ya see, I DON'T SURF. However, I might like myself better if I knew how to surf, or hung out with surfers, or even just hung on the beach for a while this winter! If I surfed I could keep up an image like that of Frankie and Annette, beach blanket bingo and all. Surf shirts, bikinis, boards, hot dogs. All in the image of sun and fun.

I tried snowboarding ONCE. I couldn't figure out how to stop, and just yelled at people to get out of my way as I slid my sorry ass towards the bottom of the bunny hill. I am actually not even a smiggen of a risk taker when I think about it. The chair lift scared me. Heights in general scare me. A ferris wheel is fun...if I don't look down. I have developed Vertigo in my middle age.

But, in the scheme of things....I might like you better if we surfed together....or just hung out, had a drink, and a laugh or two.