Money-Flying Lizards

Remembering good old days
Originally uploaded by taliX.

3 Contacts of Conversation per Day-

The guy at the BANK

So...alrighty, I am just transfering some stuff from the savings to checking to Visa to cash...to
pocket...but
...I had a really funny converstation with someone as simple, standing right in front of me... as a teller...

After I couldn't remember the account number and related the multiple transfers as a form of THERAPY

he laughs...
and tells me something that a good friend told me a bit back...
therapy is not worth the time or the $$$$...
they just reiterate your comments with a cup of crappy coffee...

I did the whole therapy thing back as a senior in high school. A bad relationship and a diary find made my parents believe that someone out there was worth my time. I needed to talk to someone that was paid big bucks. And after 3 sessions I stopped driving across town to lie.

Again last summer I did a three session thing... again...I guess the magic number is Three...conversations!

(per day)

It was a parent release thing this last time, and I again did not find it worth my time. I work with kids and know much more about relationships, behavior modification, and curling the word.

So anyway..the TELLER
claims that therapy didn't work for him as well...
and we both agree that it would work a lot better if WINE were included...

Don't we all open up much better after a few cocktails? I can talk to a bartender much better on a stool than a therapist on a couch.

And we both decide that the money that clamps itself into my wallet with reciept in tow, is much better spent at the upscale bistro down the block, than anywhere else we can imagine. (It is after 5)

Oh yeah...other two conversations today...bartender...and Yoga instructor at Health Fair this morning at work. "HOW DO YOU DO THAT?"

"The best things in life are free
but you can tell me 'bout the birds and bees."
-Flying Lizards
(crappy materialistic lyrics...but GREAT BEAT for dancing)

Big game tommorow...faculty vs students...and...
HALF TIME show...should I go for odd and obnoxious...or....yeah...ODD and Obnoxious...

SMILE!