One Way Love -Bryan Ferry

After midnight
Originally uploaded by lapinfille.

So at a Stupid
"Pure Romance " Party
I sit on a couch
In a room
filled with sex toys and women who
Contemplate what to purchase and bring home...
to someone who cares

Hmmmmm......
Purchases of Mine
What a JOKE....
I Refuse to even lay my hands on the multiple
Wiggling Vibrators as they are passed around the room...
I do believe that a Whip with soft pink feathers on One end and strange Kinky elastic strands on the Other would be enjoyed by Garbo my kitty!

I end up with three Items...
Just for ME/One Way Love
Body Dew...a Moisturizing Bath Oil
Whipped...an edible Massage Cream in Orange Dreamsicle...only because it smells so Good and I do enjoy a good Lotion
...and Bosom Buddy...Described as a Tingly Lip/Nipple Balm....
and before we drive to some club deemed as our final destination of the evening and after several bottles of wine...I venture to put some on my lips only...
(I have no idea why i would want to use it anywhere else!)

It smells great, and tingles my lips...only until a Miller Lite washes it off. The strange guy I end up talking to...covered in tatoos...has no clue where I have just been. His name is Alan...and my girlfriends wonder why I even give him the time of day. I question that as well...he is sooo not my type...but he intrigues me..but little do they know that I seem not to have a specific TYPE anyway...it's not like I am planning to go home with him...if he even has a Home.

The clock ticks away
We talk music
He is surprised that I know the bands that he mentions...can even name a few songs.
He asks if I am married
But Before I can answer
I am whisked away
Like always (L does this to me All the time; refer to Blog from middle of July and the bar fun in Door County)
Taken away before my time

Cinderella....
Home from the Ball
Before Midnight

One Way Love
Inside my Head
Spinning
Like the Second Hand
On a Broken Clock

Telling me to Run Away
Before
Love (or something like it)
Turns down a Two Way Street