Doctor Doctor-Thompson Twins

What are the odds?....Take on a few new classes and second day into it, end up in complete and ultimate pain. Not Workman's Comp pain, mind you, but absolute middle ear popping, lose all sense of balance pain. On top of struggling through the second day of new people, new students and new keys to fit into new doors...the receptionist at the doctor's office has no appointments available for the rest of the day...until you threaten to take your valuable $30 co-pay to the Urgent Care office ASAP.

DOCTOR, DOCTOR...can't you see I'm burnin', burnin'....

Alrighty then....once in the office paging through Well Baby and Good Housekeeping magazines, the entire female office support staff begins oogling over the George Clooney look alike that hands out the free samples of Zoloft and Welbutrin.

"Excuse me...Batman....I believe I was here first!!"

So after a quick rundown of what I could have easily self-diagnosed....I am wandering through the aisles of Walgreens...picking up odds and more odds of items to occupy my time.

A consultation with the pharmasist follows, with advice on how to administer ear drops and swallow the anitbiotics made sure to be taken with food.

I guess that justifies the bag of chocolate covered almonds that I just plopped up on the checkout counter...What the Heck!

Maybe I should have considered admittence at the local ER....with look alike George, Noah Wyle, and the cute guy that plays LUKA!!

Doctor Doctor, Doctor Doolittle, Doctor Kildare,
Doctor Zhivago, Doctor Welby, Doctor Demento,
Doctor Ruth, Doc Holiday, Doctor Dre, Doctor Seuss